The Monarquia federal of BRASILIENSE NATION is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by $$Capitão costa$$ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.868 billion BRASILIENSES are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasiclear. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient BRASILIENSE economy, worth a remarkable 1,859 trillion REAL Brasilienseses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 382,028 REAL Brasilienseses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BRASILIENSE NATION's national animal is the Dente De Sabre Mutante, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Culto atômico.

BRASILIENSE NATION is ranked 4,167^th in the world and 94^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,204.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.